Small clips. Big attitude. / In development
Your pet.
A total comedian.
Other tools make your pet talk. Pet Mouth is being built to turn their tiny dramas into original comedy—with character voices, sharp punchlines, and timing that follows the footage.
Dogs + cats first. No subscriptions. Not accepting orders yet.
An imaginary inner monologue
“I’m not ignoring you. I’m managing expectations.”
Example writing, not a generated-video demo.
Our comedy code
Actual footage. Not random jokes.
Original characters. No voice clones.
Punchlines first. Profanity optional.
The planned studio experience
They bring the chaos.
We bring the script.
A stolen sock becomes a crime investigation. A judgmental stare becomes a reality-TV confessional. The scene sets the joke—not the other way around.
A voice with something to say.
Inner monologues, workplace complaints, mock interviews, and documentary narration. Original performances, built around your pet’s personality.
- 01
Give us the evidence.
Start with one dog or cat in a 5–30-second MP4 or MOV. Add their name and, if you like, a little personality context.
- 02
Set the level of mischief.
Choose PG, PG-13, or adult-only R. The writing changes with the rating—not just the swear-word count.
- 03
Let the footage lead.
The planned pipeline analyzes actions and expressions, writes a context-specific script, then pairs expressive voices with timed dialogue.
- 04
Take the punchline with you.
The intended result: one downloadable MP4, with voiceover, optional captions, and appropriate sound effects. Ready for the group chat.
Choose your comedy rating.
PG
Sweet but Savage
PG-13
Unfiltered Attitude
R · 18+
Absolutely Feral
One clip. One purchase.
Big personality.
Small price tag.
We’re starting small to get the comedy right. The first release is planned around short clips, a single pet, and a finished video worth sharing.
Prototype validation comes first. Uploads, delivery, and the end-to-end workflow are not yet verified; we are not claiming full automation.
The Pet Mouth Short
Planned launch offer$9.99/ video
- One original 5–30-second dog or cat clip
- Context-specific script + expressive character voice
- Timed dialogue, optional captions + sound effects
- One downloadable MP4. No recurring charges.
Coming after prototype testing—not available to buy yet.
Revision availability, upload limits, delivery timing, and refund terms will be confirmed before orders open.
Your future headliner
Keep the clip.
We’ll work on the laughs.
Got a tiny tantrum or a spectacular side-eye? Save that original clip. Explore the idea behind Pet Mouth while we test the first release.
Meet Pet MouthYour footage deserves clear boundaries.
Before uploads open, we’ll publish privacy and refund policies, including storage retention and deletion limits. Uploaders will need to confirm media rights and consent to processing; content moderation and an adult-only opt-in will apply.